man, i suck at keeping up with my lj flist. im really sorry guys. if theres something going on in your life, aim me - lornapug26. or twitter me - lorna26. or facebook or email, or whatever.

:)
love <3

Lost 3 lbs this week. 2 lbs away from my first teeny minigoal. Woot

Which is like 18 lbs lost since september, fuck work for fucking my life up. Lmao and fuck them in general. I'm first. A fat dead hateful office manager can't help you at all.

12 daaaaaaays.

tara, amanda, please see icon for correct slash terms.
lmao.

FYI to those of you who haven't heard yet..bsb got a twitter (http://twitter.com/backstreetboys) and are showing lots of signs of (annoying over exclaimed when howie's updating) life. Osama Been Sexy finally shaved his head again. no more creep status hair okay aj?
i view the twitter as an attempt at marketing. and its the best their failsauce marketing team has done since Black & Blue probably...considering they did basically nothing for Never Gone or Unbreakable. Except have a snazzy website that doesn't work on dialup and a Myspace. lol. Marketing means the album and tour is going to happen, and their tweets about it of course do too. Anyway. I'm happy to have a sign of life from them. A promise of future happiness for us girls!!

I MISS LAST SUMMER.


I had a great time with Amanda and Jenn last Saturday even though I had some deathly Olive Garden illness. We talked some shitttt and and went to the mall and I bought the most amazing headband of my life, saw My Bloody Valentine again but in 3d this time. It was good times. Kerr Smith will Always be gay Jack from Dawson's Creek to me more so than a redneck inbred PA town sherriff. Even with that ridiculous mustache.
I have a problem with mustaches. Blame my father.

Time to go comment some of Amanda's entries on my 2 second lunch break. One day I'll catch up with you flisters. and punctuate an entire lj entry.

Dear Matthew Haldeman Time,
I'm at work. Haunted by a mental picture you so beautifully wrote in "Living." That I read in like..2005 and 2006, and probably again in 07.. Hello, four years later and it's still THE BEST THING EVER.

I'm ready to go home. lol.
But I have to go see Dr. Goodteeth, then maybe my bff toooo!


Dear Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick,
YOU STILL HAVE NOT CALLED ME BACK. I WAS LOOKING FOR AARON STERN! WHATEVA WHATEVA!!!

After reading the lyrics to that extremely retarded On a Boat song..I wrote the chorus to a hit song for T Pain and Soulja Boy last night. Amanda and I hated it, so it's a perfect song for the radio, it's going to be a big hit. Just wait and see. It's about doing it in recliners. No lie.

I haven't had the time or even cared too much to write an entry lately. I don't really care now but I feel like it's time for a quick rundown.

1. I miss BSB so bad. I need a song to leak, or tour dates, (With more than 2 weeks notice so I can save money for tickets, jerks.) or something to solidify that this new album/tour is actually happening. Besides them saying it. Leigh D is having a baby and Nick and AJ are probably snorting coke off eachother's stomachs in drunken stupors. Let's hope not on the latter part of that. Okay maybe the naked touching eachothers faces to the lower body parts, but without the coke and binge drinking because they're going to kill themselves. They make me sad. Get your shit together dudes, release the album, come to Indiana. Get naked.

2. You can't spell diet without DIE. Eff all you natually skinny people who eat whatever you want and don't gain weight, then put on your size 2 pants in the morning and cry and whine about being 'fat'. Really, I dislike you, a lot. Idiots.

3. I don't have a brain tumor. I have $2300 in medical bills that will never be paid off proving it. I did have high blood pressure though, stupid work. They put me back on Toprol, the headaches are gone, thank God. But now I can't sleep, and in high school it made my hair fall out, hopefully that doesn't happen again.

4. Four. Months. Without. A Valencia. Show. = TORTURE.

5. It should only be a few months without them, but I hit that HUGE ROCK on the way to New Jersey to see those turds, was Malibum-less for a month, and wasted my entire tax refund paying for it all.. Now Max Bemis has trouble starting everyday, all new underbody, and 155,000 miles on him. I need a new vehicle.

6. I still cry a lot at work and still hate it but I'm trying to be thankful I have a job.

:'( i am so fucking sad and disappointed. legit devastated. i hope he gets his shit together soon.

ganked from bsb community


McLean's GF -- AJ Said He's an "Alcoholic"
Posted Jan 27th 2009 12:00PM by TMZ Staff

The girl who's been dating AJ McLean for the past month paints an even more depressing picture of the boozy Backstreet Boy -- telling TMZ he's never been fully clean since she's known him.

The chick, Wendy Rice, is the one confronting him in the video posted earlier today -- she tells us during their argument McLean repeatedly told her "I'm an alcoholic."

McLean has a well-documented history of substance abuse.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/27/mcleans-gf-aj-said-hes-an-alcoholic/

And further down on the page..
AJ Loses Sobriety Battle -- Again
Posted Jan 27th 2009 9:19AM by TMZ Staff

AJ McLean is a recovering alcoholic -- so it was heartbreaking to see the Backstreet Boy stumbling out of the Key Club last night, appearing to be wasted out of his mind.

As McLean nearly falls into the street, one of his friends calls him out -- right out in the middle of Hollywood -- emotionally confronting the guy who went to rehab for alcohol and cocaine abuse in 2001... and again in 2002.

Witnesses inside the Key Club say they saw McLean taking shots and drinking beers during the show. After the confrontation, McLean's friends forced him into a cab and sent him home.

McLean was reportedly six years sober in 2008. Calls to McLean's rep have not yet been returned.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/27/aj-loses-sobriety-battle-again/

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"10 Sexy Careers You Never Thought Of"
By Anthony Balderrama, CareerBuilder.com writer

Depending on where you work and whom you work with, the words "sexy" and "job" shouldn't share a sentence. Even if you check all romantic notions at the door when you punch your time card, not everyone does.

Plenty of people are just as attractive as -- or more attractive than -- the profession they choose. Not just the obvious picks, such as athletes, doctors or models, but also some whose attractive quotients rise when they're on the clock.

Here are 10 careers that have more sex appeal than you probably realize:

1. Administrative assistants
When you visit almost any workplace, a smiling administrative assistant greets you. Very often you don't know if you're in the right place, whom you need to speak with or even what you need to do. Administrative assistants know the answers and, because they're your first points of contact, they have to be well-groomed and kind to visitors. Knowledge, good looks, a nice personality and helpfulness? Yes, please. And since they frequently work closely with high-level executives who value their opinions, they often possess a hidden but large cache of power. Administrative assistants pretty much have the whole package.


im even number one on the list.
not feeling that at all. lol

im pretty convinced i have a brain tumor. my head still hurts.

im pretty sure this is the most amazing/funny collection of clips ever.
i miss those up close and personal pinstripe pants.
also, i believe this bitch used my indy video without permission. lmao.

god ive had a livejournal since 12/29/02. not this name though. i got this one 09/08/04 after some drama. thats a long time. ive changed so much. i still type/punctuate terribly. oh well.

i miss robbbbb. and working at the vet. and still having hope for vet school. and someone who used to be nice being nice. and wow i took a lot of stupid quizzes lmao.

i need to download all my brak songs again. I WOULD DIP MY PIG IN BUTTER, AND RIDE HIM ROUND THE PLAYGROUND IF I THOUGHT ITD MAKE YOU LOVE ME ID PUT, SOUP ON A STICK! SOUP ON A STICK! does anyone have them? I found Don't Touch Me but I need everything else!

Pleasepleasepleaseeee come to the Punchline show in Indy on Saturday, December 13th.
Its all ages, 7 dollars. At ES Jungle.

Reasons It will be epic:
A. Amanda, Me, Jenn, Tara, Dee, Jess, Chels, and maybe Abi and my awesome aunt? are pretty much going to own that venue with our dancin skills and finger pointing.
B. Punchline tells great jokes.
C. Punchline plays great songs!
D. Their bassist is very enthusiastic!!! He's like the Stevie Wonder of the bass. You will have a great conversation with him if you talk to him, guaranteed.
E. Its their drummer, PJ's birthday!!
F. Jon Freaking Belan, don't underestimate his falsetto.
G. Stv Soboslai, future Judge Judy plaintiff.
H. 4 words for you. GET OFF MY TRAIN.
I. They might break out the fog machine again..
J. 12 1/2 more words 'W'EVEN A HEART TRANSPLANNNT WOULDN'T SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL WOULD IT BAAAABAAAYYYY.

If that's not enough reasons, then you suck :(

OH HEY NET TERM (MY INVOICING SYSTEM) WOULD COMPLETELY CRASH. I MIGHT AS WELL BE OFF.

Dear friends,
Mostly those of you being mean about poor Nickada's misfortune and encouraging those vicious ONTD'ers. Giggle about it, don't be a bitch, be a fan (or just decent human being) and back him up. I'm sure he'd appreciate it. Take a second to think that he's a normal dude with insecurities and mayybe this is the dumbest thing he's done since Paris Hilton, getting it done when he couldn't hide, but it's not like he went in there and asked to look that bad and to be flamed to death all over the media about it on Thanksgiving. Dude, if that happened to some of you I know you would burn that tanning place to the fucking ground. Think about that sick feeling in the pit of his stomach showing up in front of the guys, let alone thousands of fans, and millions of hateful other people.

Maybe I overempathize (okay, I can't even watch Mary Shelley's Frankenstein without feeling sick with sadness) but think about it. If it was you, you'd call into work or school for a week with malaria or something, hide, soak, scrub, and chalk it up to one of the worst fucking things that ever happened to you. He can't.
I'm just like sick thinking about how terrible that would be. I can't handle going in to work when I change my hair, let alone something like that.

Also fuck a bunch of black Friday, if you're shopping, be nice to the cashiers/employees you have to deal with, because half of them probably had to work yesterday, and today they're probably really hating life.

/rant.

Jenn, erica, sammie! I wrote something! Its posted in backstreetslash. Its bad but Its the first thing I've written in ages!

:]

oh my god, my flist is insane with BSB excitement.

please god, high speed internet for bumfuck egypt soon.

to add to my irritation rant i posted before i left to go see my bff soulmates..

i was stuck driving behind this obnoxious fucking redneck like 40mph the WHOLE way to town. with a dead bleeding bouncing deer in his open trailer. it wasnt secured down or covered or anything. and i dont want to fucking see that, or have to be afraid its going to bounce out and hit me. rude stupid hilljack.

im irritated.
god. i just want high speed internet. fuck living out here.

i REALLY liked twilight, if you went in expecting something glorious, thats your own fault. its not a classic work of literature. dont expect the movie to be an award winner either. its just a good story.
im irritated my mom wouldnt go with me because she was "tired" because she went to walmart. im irritated she wont fucking go anywhere with me no matter what. her excuses are old. i go to walmart like 3 times a week and manage to function.

clearly im going to start my period tomorrow.
clearly tmi.
clearly i dont fucking care.

i hate when youre fucking obstinate and challenge every goddamned word i say in one way or another.

i miss st louis.

i think gay marriage being illegal is maybe the most fucking retarded thing in the world.
i hate homophobic and racist people.

im sick of facebook calling me fat via advertisements. i fucking know, facebook.

/rant

i cant wait for this new backstreet boys album thats happening in 2009. and cant wait for ajs solo album. CANTWAITCANTWAITCANTWAIT.

Thank you Nicky, Sammie, Jenn, Erica and Morgan for the amazing birthday weekend!!<3

I love and miss you all already.
Jenn, you're a fierce cook. And Nicky, you make coffee like no other.
Yooouuu kids need to join backstreetslash.livejournal.com (i think nicky and sammie probably already are) it's all revamped and such and well, you all like Backstreet Slash. Well except Morgan lol. And when NaNoWriMo is over you could probably be awesome and submit something! Nothing of the sort of the weird one Nicky shared with us. Ugh..lmao.


Regarding the TRL Finale last night...I pretty much didn't care at all but then BSB was on and I got SO emotional because I grew up with that show, I came home every miserable day to see them on it and it always made everything better. (The bullies really loved me then, dear mom, I hate you for making me ride that bus still) And prayed they wouldn't cut off AIHTG before Howie's part everyday. Then IWITW OWNED TRL everyday..best pop song ever written. Don't deny. I was literally sobbing by the time Howie sang Kevin's part and then even Mom got kind of emotional because she was all "I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE 23!" Don't ask why Howie started it, he just did. lmao. And AJ and Nick are in love, just saying.
They outlived TRL. And to any haters, they'll be back in the studio December 1st, to bring more music to annoy you.
Makes me so proud.

I am glad it's general terribleness is over, because honestly, after Justin abandoned *NSYNC completely, TRL got even more terrible.. but I really was looking forward to Valencia being on there one day, we were all going to go and surprise them. But their time will come, TRL or not. <3

I miss you STL Shorties.
And Valenga. I hope the weather is decent so we can get to the Dirty Jerz to see themmm. And if it's not we may die.

work sucks so bad. i swear i cry at least once a day. every task is top priority but i can only do one thing at a time. the president wont approve anymore overtime for me so they're putting me back on salary this coming monday..im sure ill still be working 50 hours a week for 40 hours/one job's pay and no overtime or comp time to take off later. aaaaaaaawesome. he only wanted me hourly for 2 weeks, no training, no nothing, still doing my job on top of this one. it took connie a fucking year to learn everything and she had training. i better get a good raise when they do my yearly review.

whine whinneeeeee, i know, it could be worse but this is my lj and im miserable and i can bitch all the fuck i want.

im exhausted and burnt out.
and i fucking suck at dieting, something always happens that throws me off track when im doing well, i starve all day and still gain weight. i diet and gain weight. i think about a strawberry or nick carters ass and i fucking gain weight. im sick of cheerios and goddamned fat free yogurt. i work out 2 hours a day and gain weight. i dont have time right now to do anything but be upset with myself about it.

i miss bsb.
and valenga.
jaaaaay deee paiiir eeee, you owe me an ass kicking.

my birthday is sunday. i bet a bunch of people forget again this year. that was awesome. really.
BUTTTTT i get to spend my birthday with my STL Shorties again! they made my birthday muuuch better last year after all the suckyness. and my lovely Nicky survived the big Valenga Sauget 2008 with me. i cant wait till fridaaaay so i can get to stl <3


stole this from pattttttttie poopie shu.

SPELL YOUR USERNAME IN SONGS BY ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
Backstreet Boys
L ike a Chillllddddd (oh baaaaby likeeeee aa chiiiiild)
O ver Her (what a terrible song)
R oll With It (thaaaaaats whatcha gotta doo)
N o Goodbyes (IWITW!)
A ny Other Way
(26= howies age when i chose 26 as my permanent number for everything)